Sexiquette: (adj) The rules of etiquette in regards to sex.
“It is poor sexiquette to make him go down on you and then not return the favor.”
Maintaining a successful fuck-friend arrangement can be tricky, but the benefits are definately worth the effort. Being able to call on a friend you trust for some hot, noncommittal sex is a great thing indeed. However, once you’ve found the right person, someone who is sexually adventurous and interested in non-committed relationships, how do you maintain the passion without making them feel used or whoreish? What exactly is fuck friend etiquette? Read on and we’ll inform you about this much needed knowledge!
Give them advance notice on booty calls
You shouldn’t assume they’re available 24 hours a day whenever you want to get laid. Calling them up at 2 a.m. as you stumble out of the bar is not the best idea. Fuck friend etiquette will tell you that they are not a last resort at last call. Even the most sexually charged of women or men will probably tell you to take a hike if you’ve woken them out of a deep sleep. Give them a little advance notice for god’s sake! Perhaps you could give them a call before you head out for the night to see if they’re willing and able later on. Plus, if you’re messy drunk at every booty call, they may soon stop answering your calls. Plan ahead and show up at their door at a reasonable hour before you get a case of whisky dick/swampy pussy.
It might seem like scheduling a sexual rendezvous will take the thrill out of the whole thing, but you can make the anticipation work for you. If you follow our fuck friend etiquette rules and arrange a romp for later in the night, you can amuse yourself all evening with fantasies of what it will be like once you finally get together!
Build up to and wind down from booty calls
Although it has been established that the arrangement between you and your friend with benefits is purely sexual and not romantic or even all that friendly, you should still give them a little consideration. Believe it or not, there is still a thing called fuck friend etiquette. As such, you don’t have to immediately pull them into the bedroom every time you get together. Offer them a nice cocktail and let them get comfy first. Also, try to engage in a little chitchat to help make the situation a little less tense. Don’t just say “Hey, ready to fuck?” Totally not cool!
Afterward, let them take their time putting themselves back together; he may want to shower or she may want to fix her hair and makeup. Our fuck friend etiquette guide states that you shouldn’t pressure them to get out if you’re at your place, and that you don’t run for cover as soon as the rubber comes off if you’re at hers…honestly.
Come prepared
The modern man/woman knows they should always come prepared with the proper protection whenever there’s a possibility of getting busy. Make sure you know beforehand if she’s on the pill and if you’re expected to bring the condoms. They may be your regular sex partners, but you’re not in a monogamous relationship, so protection is
Also, for a truly pleasurable experience for both parties, cleanliness is essential. Men make sure you “manscape” yourself, ladies groom the garden please! Washing up, especially in the areas you want her to pay the most attention to, is a very important step before your booty call.
Don’t pull porn moves on her (this one if for the men!)
You may feel tempted to try out some of the more extreme porn moves you see in skin flicks since she’s not your girlfriend and you have nothing but a sexual connection with her. However, just because she’s your fuck friend doesn’t mean that she enjoys facials or ass to mouth. Get the OK from her before you try any porn moves on her that might gross her out or offend her. She may be more open to these acts than the average girl, but you shouldn’t spring these things on her without getting an idea of what she thinks about them. Nothing say’s I love you like a load to the face! NOT!
Be discreet
If you happen to run into them on the street, be polite and don’t make your connection to them obvious to everyone around you. Keep your hands to yourself in front of their friends and yours. This means no grabbing their ass in public and keeping the kisses to the on-the-cheek variety. Don’t embarrass them with innuendo or blatant sex talk. If they want your encounters to be your little secret, keep it to yourself or you’ll find that you have no one to call next time you need a release.
In the end, fuck friend etiquette asks that you treat your partner with respect. Remember that they don’t owe you any favors and you don’t owe them any either, but if you misstep, you may find yourself doing the five-finger shuffle (works both ways) the next time you’re in need.
Kisses
Mistress Samatha and Miss Syndi
xoxo
