You’ve finally convinced your girlfriend to have a threesome and you’ve found a girl to join you. What could go wrong? Well, plenty if you haven’t planned ahead for every potential uncomfortable outcome. When a committed couple welcomes another person into their bed, the results can be intensely erotic and adventurous (as we’ve experienced)… or tragically awkward and complicated. Where you end up afterward depends heavily on certain possibilities that should be considered before going ahead with the deed. What follows is a list we came up with of the possible consequences of your threesome, rated according to how much grief they could end up causing you, lol!
A rating of three basically gives you a green light, barring any exceptional circumstances. Two means you should think twice before proceeding, since it is quite likely to cause trouble. A one indicates that this outcome is rather likely, and should probably prompt you to keep your threesome fantasy to yourself and your kleenex.
Falling for the third
It can be easy to develop feelings for someone you have been physically intimate with, since falling in love and having sex often go together. You may think that women are more prone to this kind of thing and that your DNA will make it easier for you to separate sex and love, but no no, your reactions once you’re actually in the situation may surprise you! Make sure you want to have a threesome for the right reasons (an AWESOME fucking time) and that you are committed to being in your relationship. This will make it easier for you to see the third party as a fun, fabulous sex object — and not a girl with potential for more.
Trouble rating: 3
A girl thing
If you’ve chosen the ideal woman to join you for your threesome, there’s a chance she might be so perfect that your girl will want to continue a relationship with her after the fact. (now thats what I’m talking about!) If it’s just a friendship she wants, no worries, but if she’s feeling romantic about the other girl, you’ve got a problem. However, the chances of this possible consequence are pretty slim unless she has demonstrated lesbian leanings in the past.
Trouble rating: 3
Fatal attraction
It is also possible that your third may develop feelings for you and/or your girlfriend and get all Glenn Close on you, boiling bunnies and whatnot. Make it clear from the get-go that you are only looking for a fun physical encounter and you should be able to avoid this. We don’t need you committing murder to make the crazy bitch go away. A little time spent observing the girl’s behavior before the act should give you an idea of whether or not she’s a clingy psycho.
Trouble rating: 3
Jealousy rears its ugly head
Unless your girl is very sexually adventurous and secure, there is a good chance that the threesome will spark a bout of jealousy, ranging from slight annoyance to relationship-destroying rage. Make sure to pay equal attention to both women, better yet, more to your girlfriend, but definitely not the other way around. If you know your girl tends to feel sparks of jealousy when you check out other girls on the street, this may be a prohibitive factor. (Our opinion if the bitch gets mad you look at other women, she is definately one to let go of IMMEDIATELY!)
Trouble rating: 2
Infections and babies
The extraordinary complications that would be brought into your life if either of you were to get the HIV– or if the other woman were to get knocked up– ir is enough of a reason to think twice about going through with it. Both risks can be considerably lessened by wrapping your shit up and discussing birth control ahead of time, but if you don’t know a lot about the other woman’s history, ie: prostitute, there could be a risk.
Trouble rating: 2
Awkward socializing
Unless you’re picking up a complete stranger that you’ll never see again (which isn’t necessarily the safest way to go about it), there is a chance that your threesome may end up having some uncomfortable "social consequences". If the other girl is a friend or an acquaintance of either you or your partner, the next time you hang out could be a tad awkward. If it’s her best friend, this should be reason enough to scrap your plans immediately!
Trouble rating: 1
Performance anxiety
If you are prone to having difficulty performing under pressure, a threesome is not an ideal situation. Having two women to satisfy may simply be too demanding and you’ll probably want to avoid the arrangement if you’re worried about not "rising" to the occasion.
Trouble rating: 1
Now in our opinions these are what we felt were the most important points to make. We do speak from experience. Not all ladies are as, um, forward as we are. Most don’t want anything to do with a threesome, but for those that do this article can be enjoyed by either men or women. It goes both ways!
Kisses
Mistress Samantha and Miss Syndi
XOXO
