Hot Wax

Glass used: Cocktail Chilled

• In Shaker Half Filled With Ice Add:
• 2 oz. Vodka
• 1 oz. White Rum
• 0.25 oz. Lemon juice
• 0.5 oz. Milk
• 1 TSP. Sugar
• Shake & Strain Into Glass
• Garnish With A Lemon Twist
• Serve

We hope you enjoy this weeks concoction; let us know what you think!

BigKahuna

Tongue In My Panties

Glass used: Cocktail Chilled

• In Mixing Glass With Ice Add:
• 1/4 oz. Rum, White (Bacardi)
• 1/4 oz. Rum, Coconut (Malibu)
• 1/4 oz. Schnapps, Peach
• 1/4 oz. Southern Comfort
• 1 Splash 7-up
• 1 Splash Cranberry Juice
• 1 Splash Orange Juice
• Serve

We hope you enjoy this weeks concoction; let us know what you think!

BigKahuna

Naughty School Girl

Glass used: Tumbler

• 3 Oz White Chocolate Liqueur (i.e. Godet)
• 1 Oz Bacardi 151 Proof Rum
• 1 Unit/s Lollipop
• Stir the ingredients together
• Add the lollipop
• Serve

We hope you enjoy this weeks concoction; let us know what you think!

BigKahuna

Tossed Salad With Anal Beads

Glass used: Shot Glass

• 1 part Citron
• 1 part Absolute Mandarin
• 1 splash Blue Curaco
• 1 part Blue UV
• equal spashes of Sweet & Sour and Sprite
• 1 Cherry per shot glass

We hope you enjoy this weeks concoction; let us know what you think!

BigKahuna

The Kinky Slinky

In Cocktail Shaker 1/4 to 1/2 filled with ice cubes:

• 1 oz gold tequila
• 1 1/2 oz orange juice
• 1 oz Smirnoff® Black Cherry Twist vodka
• Shake and strain into a chilled cocktail glass

We hope you enjoy this weeks concoction; let us know what you think!

BigKahuna

Blue Balls

So you’re out on a date…damn this girl is smoking hot and ever so flirtatious. She is giving you every sign that you’re in there like swimwear…this should be a slam dunk; even Urkle should be able to close this deal. She’s kissing you on the neck…nibbling on your ears…rubbing your leg while you drive; there is a virtual neon “Enter Here” sign hanging over her crotch. You wined her…you dined her and the only thing you could think of was completing that old saying at the end of the night…the arousal builds and builds and you do everything you can think of (including imagining your grandfathers dentures sitting by his bed in that jar) to keep yourself under control. As the night draws to a close and you’re pulling up to her house waiting for the invite in to seal the deal…she hops out, says thanks and is gone like she was never there…welcome to Blue Balls! Keep in mind…masturbation every once in a while is healthy…it’s the several times a day that turns you into a Spankenstein!

Blue Balls

Glass: Cordial

In Mixing Glass With Ice Add:

• 1/2 oz Coconut Rum
• 1/2 oz Blue Curacao
• 1/2 oz Peach Schnapps
• 1/4 oz Sweet/Sour Mix
• Dash Lemon Lime Soda
• Shake and Strain

We hope you enjoy this weeks concoction; let us know what you think!

BigKahuna

Swift Kick In The Balls

Guys…you know you’ve been there…you’ve see it coming…whether it be from an opposing party out of anger or an innocent child at the wrong place at the wrong time. Time seems to slow…all but coming to a standstill and yet there is nothing you can do to get your ass moving. You become rooted in place like a deer in the headlights and then, WHAM, it hits you like a ton of bricks. The funny thing is that it isn’t even the initial impact that gets you…its the aftershock; it’ll rock you to your very core…making you wish you would just die right there on the spot. There’s nothing that’ll get a guy going faster than a…

Swift Kick In The Balls

Glass: Shot

• 1/3 oz Rum Light
• 1/3 oz Vodka
• 1/3 oz Lemon Juice

We hope you enjoy this weeks concoction; let us know what you think!

BigKahuna

Hairy Bitch

The debate is an age old one…to shave or not to shave. We ran a previous article talking about a man’s grooming called The Power of Manscaping…but what about the women? If you shave…how close do you cut it? Just a little trim? Completely bald (my vote is for completely bald!)? Somewhere in between? Or maybe not at all (we know you’re out there)! So in honor of people everywhere who choose to go au naturale…this week we bring to you the Thirsty Thursday Drink of the Week - The Hairy Bitch.  (Picture provided by HairyPussyCuties!)

Hairy Bitch

Glass: Margarita
In Blender With Ice add

• 2 oz Rum Light
• 1 oz Triple Sec
• 2 oz Pineapple Juice
• Blend and Pour

We hope you enjoy this weeks concoction; let us know what you think!

Red-Headed Slut

We are back again with this weeks edition of Thirsty Thursdays. When I stumbled upon this drink I immediately got a picture of an older, inebriated , down on his luck gentleman lookin kinda scruffy standing at the end of the bar being all but ignored by a smokin hot bartender to the point where he finally yells out “Hey…what does a guy gotta do to get a goddamn Red-Headed Slut around here?!?!?!? So in honor of you, Blackfoot…The Homeless Dude, we would like to share todays Thirsty Thursday Drink of the Week with all of our alcoholic, binge drinking readers the….

Red-Headed Slut

• 1/2 oz Peach Schnapps
• 3/4 oz Jagermeister
• A Splash of Cranberry Juice
• Combine ingredients in shaker with ice; chill, strain, and shoot to thrill.

We hope you enjoy this weeks concoction; let us know what you think!

Caribbean Screw

In honor of the coming Summer Sexucateme.com is launching yet another weekly feature. Everyone knows sex and alcohol goes hand in hand like peanut butter and jelly or eggs and bacon or macaroni and cheese and ketchup…ok maybe not macaroni and cheese and ketchup but you know what we mean. There is nothing better than getting smashed, hanging from the rafters and plotting what you are going to try to convince your significant other to get into tonight! This week we are going to explore…
 

The Caribbean Screw 

• Fill a tall glass with ice.
• 3/4 oz Coconut Rum
• 3/4 oz Banana Liqueur
• 3/4 oz Peach Schnapps
• Fill with equal parts Milk, Orange, and Pineapple Juice.
• Shake

 We hope you enjoy this weeks concoction; let us know what you think!