In preparation for the season of giving, we have come up with our own version of the 12 days of Christmas, this week we will be catering to the men in our lives….but don’t worry ladies your turn is cuming. So with out further ado we present to you…..

Sexmas: (n) Awesome variable for the term “X-mas” which in turn is a bastardation of the winter holiday celebrating the birth of Christ, “Christmas”. Not necessarily referring to a Christmas with sex.

On the 1st day of Sexmas,

my lover gave to me;

a blow-job in the morning.

On the 2nd day of Sexmas,

my lover gave to me;

two titty sucks
and a blow-job in the morning.

On the 3rd day of Sexmas,

my lover gave to me;

three back rubs.
two titty sucks
and a blow-job in the morning.

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Caribbean Screw

In honor of the coming Summer Sexucateme.com is launching yet another weekly feature. Everyone knows sex and alcohol goes hand in hand like peanut butter and jelly or eggs and bacon or macaroni and cheese and ketchup…ok maybe not macaroni and cheese and ketchup but you know what we mean. There is nothing better than getting smashed, hanging from the rafters and plotting what you are going to try to convince your significant other to get into tonight! This week we are going to explore…
 

The Caribbean Screw 

• Fill a tall glass with ice.
• 3/4 oz Coconut Rum
• 3/4 oz Banana Liqueur
• 3/4 oz Peach Schnapps
• Fill with equal parts Milk, Orange, and Pineapple Juice.
• Shake

 We hope you enjoy this weeks concoction; let us know what you think!

Sexual Hygiene

In an ongoing effort to provide all of the very best content our audience deserves, content which is entertaining, thought provoking, sometimes controversial and always informative, we are launching another (hopefully weekly) feature to our site; the Hump Day Weekly Poll. For our first poll we are going to delve into how our audience likes their significant others. do you like em smooth as the day they were born, hairy as an old man’s ears, well manicured or are you just so happy to be getting any action you’ll take it how you can get it?

SexucateMe.com

Sin City…City of Lights…the city made famous by the slogan “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas”.  Where else can you be more educated in the sex industry than in Las Vegas? With the combination of strip clubs, brothels, alchohol, gambling, and of course, the Adult Video Network (AVN) Convention and annual awards show, you can’t help but live in Las Vegas and not be exposed to all things sexual. Things as simple as turning on the local news can expose you to the latest strip club issue or a prostitute bust. Hence the idea behind Sexucateme.com

The mission behind Sexucateme.com was developed by three completely different individuals, each with their own area of expertise: 

You have Big Kahuna who is business savvy,street smart, and knowledgeable about all things sexual, you could call him a jack of all trades, we like to call him “The Godfather”. He knows how to wheel and deal to get what he wants, he likes to use “tough love” to get his point across and often times reminds us of Robert DiNeiro’s character, Sam “ACE” Rothstein in Casino. He is the “go-to” guy behind Sexucateme.com, and will stop at nothing to make his girls happy.

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Miss Syndi

Hi!, My name is Miss Syndi. So about me… I am not as hardcore as Madame Fifi, however DO NOT mistake that for disinterest in sex. I also like sex as a matter of fact I LOVE sex. I am a little more submissive and prefer to be dominated the partners in my life.

I didn’t lose my virginity until I was almost 19!!! I know right! I have easily made up for that lack of sexual acvtivity in the last few years. I love to have sex in random places at random times, baseball stadiums, an elevator, the office, pretty much anytime anywhere Miss Syndi is totally there…yeah I’m a rapper on the side bitches!! I have been told I give an awesome blow job, but this is probably due to the fact that I have NO GAG REFLEX…no seriously, you can put anything down my throat and I can take it like a champ!

So that’s me (the condensed version) I look forward to Sexucating all of you, and who knows maybe one day you will be the one banging the hot chick in the stands of a White Sox baseball game. : )

xoxo
Miss Syndi

Mistress Samantha

Hello world! Please allow me to introduce myself. I am Mistress Samantha; the sexpert and I LOVE sex. I love anything to do with sex. I like blowjobs (giving them of course), I like teasing, I like seeing & feeling tits & ass, I like toys, no correct that I LOVE TOYS! If it has anything to do with sex, I am there. Look up “freak” in the dictionary, there is a picture of me.

Men tell me they are intimidated by me. Why? No clue. Just because a girl gives off this aura about her that is sexy, not trashy, but sexy (there is a difference ya know) doesn’t mean you shouldn’t talk to her. Men often say that they can’t talk to women that are pretty, it intimidates them. Honestly, the women would most likely love the attention. Being beautiful (which I am of course, LOL) can sometimes ward men off. Sometimes I don’t get any attention at all. Don’t get me wrong I get looks all the time but men don’t want to talk to me they are afraid that I will tell them to “fuck off!”; I wouldn’t. I would gladly let you buy me drinks all night! LOL. Seriously though, let me tell you why I like sex….

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