Thursday July 23rd, 2009

Glass Used: Higball

• 1/2 Oz Midouri Melon Liqueur
• 1/4 Oz Amaretto
• 1/4 Oz Triple Sec
• 4 Oz Pineapple Juice
• 2 Oz Sour Mix

Mixing instructions:

Mix all ingredients in a shaker, serve on the rocks.

Wednesday July 22nd, 2009

A very naive British sailor is in a bar in London. He meets a wild girl, and she takes him upstairs. She takes off her pants and her panties.

He looks between her legs, and he says, "What’s that?"

She says, "It’s me lower mouth."

He says, "What do you mean, ‘your lower mouth?’"

She says, "Just what I said, it’s me lower mouth. It’s got a moustache… It’s got lips…"

He asks, "Has it got a tongue in it?"

She says, "Not yet. . ."

Ahhh, ice! So refreshing, so cold, so much a sex toy! Hello! Who needs to buy expensive dildos or lotions when you have a free toy right in your kitchen? Believe it or not there are a lot of things you can do with ice. Not just the normal put it in your mouth when you give a blowjob, OH NO! There’s soooo much more. Let us share with you what those fun things are….

1. Begin with a slightly melted ice cube in your mouth. Kiss your guy/gal and pass it back and forth. As it gets smaller and smaller, hide it in different places so they have to try to find it with their tongue.

2. Use the ice cube to trace a chilly path along his/her naked body and then follow it with your tongue. The temp change will heighten their pleasure, while the anticipation of watching where your lips go will send them over the edge.

3. Put the ice in their hand and guide it so that he/she draws circles around the outside of your breasts, slowly working their way toward your nipples.

4. While giving your guy/gal oral, alternate putting your lips over their penis/clit and lightly rubbing his shaft or fingering her with the ice cube. The combination of your warm mouth and chilly temperature will make their jaw drop.

5. Ask them to touch you with it over your thin-skinned spots: wrists, inner elbow, behind your knees. Stimulating those sensitive areas feels so sensual.

6. When your guy/gal is going down on you, have them alternate between lightly touching your clitoris/shaft with the ice and using their mouth and tongue. If you’re extra-sensitive down there, try it with your underwear on.

7. Place the ice cube between your breasts and run it back and forth so that your skin feels cool and wet, then guide your guys penis between them for a hands-free massage.

8. Have him/her lightly run the ice cube along the soles and the perimeter of your feet. Believe it or not, the area of the brain that processes touch down there is nearby the zone that registers sensations to your genitals, speeding up your arousal.

9. Give your guy/gal a sexy scalp rub with one hand and use the other to trail the ice along their hairline and temples, all the way down to the base of their neck.

10. Post-sex, slowly move the ice cube across their back for a frisky cool down, then ask them to return the favor.

Wow, just writing this makes us horny!! We are logging off now, we wanna try this on each other!!!

Wet Kisses,
Mistress Samantha and Miss Syndi
XOXO