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Every man’s fantasy (or is it)?
but if they stopped to consider the reality of the situation, the fantasy might start to look more like a friggin’ nightmare. It may be an ego boost to imagine being a girl’s first and taking her precious virginity, being the first to have your name written in her book of love. However, there are aspects of making her a woman that could be less than pleasurable. So, before you unlock that chastity belt, get an idea of what you’re getting yourself into. Here are five reasons not to sleep with a virgin that you should consider before (ahem) entering uncharted territory.
1- There’s extra prep work
Unlike a more experienced woman (like us), a virgin really doesn’t know what to expect. This means that you’re going to have to put in some effort before the deed is done and plan ahead to make sure that she’s comfortable and completely willing. It may take some considerable convincing on your part to get her into bed, and while that isn’t one of our five reasons not to sleep with a virgin, your seduction skills will certainly be put to the test when it comes to taking a girl’s virginity. Also, the older she is, the harder it will be. If she has managed to protect her virtue all through high school and into her 20s, it will be that much more difficult to persuade her that your the one she was meant to give it up to.
Maintaining a successful fuck-friend arrangement can be tricky, but the benefits are definately worth the effort. Being able to call on a friend you trust for some hot, noncommittal sex is a great thing indeed. However, once you’ve found the right person, someone who is sexually adventurous and interested in non-committed relationships, how do you maintain the passion without making them feel used or whoreish? What exactly is fuck friend etiquette? Read on and we’ll inform you about this much needed knowledge!
You shouldn’t assume they’re available 24 hours a day whenever you want to get laid. Calling them up at 2 a.m. as you stumble out of the bar is not the best idea. Fuck friend etiquette will tell you that they are not a last resort at last call. Even the most sexually charged of women or men will probably tell you to take a hike if you’ve woken them out of a deep sleep. Give them a little advance notice for god’s sake! Perhaps you could give them a call before you head out for the night to see if they’re willing and able later on. Plus, if you’re messy drunk at every booty call, they may soon stop answering your calls. Plan ahead and show up at their door at a reasonable hour before you get a case of whisky dick/swampy pussy.
It might seem like scheduling a sexual rendezvous will take the thrill out of the whole thing, but you can make the anticipation work for you. If you follow our fuck friend etiquette rules and arrange a romp for later in the night, you can amuse yourself all evening with fantasies of what it will be like once you finally get together!
You’ve finally convinced your girlfriend to have a threesome and you’ve found a girl to join you. What could go wrong? Well, plenty if you haven’t planned ahead for every potential uncomfortable outcome. When a committed couple welcomes another person into their bed, the results can be intensely erotic and adventurous (as we’ve experienced)… or tragically awkward and complicated. Where you end up afterward depends heavily on certain possibilities that should be considered before going ahead with the deed. What follows is a list we came up with of the possible consequences of your threesome, rated according to how much grief they could end up causing you, lol!
A rating of three basically gives you a green light, barring any exceptional circumstances. Two means you should think twice before proceeding, since it is quite likely to cause trouble. A one indicates that this outcome is rather likely, and should probably prompt you to keep your threesome fantasy to yourself and your kleenex.
It can be easy to develop feelings for someone you have been physically intimate with, since falling in love and having sex often go together. You may think that women are more prone to this kind of thing and that your DNA will make it easier for you to separate sex and love, but no no, your reactions once you’re actually in the situation may surprise you! Make sure you want to have a threesome for the right reasons (an AWESOME fucking time) and that you are committed to being in your relationship. This will make it easier for you to see the third party as a fun, fabulous sex object — and not a girl with potential for more.
Trouble rating: 3
