The 10 Sexiest Movies to Watch on Halloween

Now don’t get us wrong…there is nothing sexy about body mutilation and blood and guts bursting out of people. But the concept behind our list today is movies that you can cuddle with or put your face in the crotch of your lover (cause your scared Duh!) Also the eye candy that these movies entertain us with gives us just another reason to curl up on the couch in a blanket and make a night of it!

1. I Know What You Did Last Summer

Kings of the late-’90s teen era, Ryan Phillippe and Freddie Prinze Jr. light up the screen in this classic. Plus, you can’t go wrong with a shirtless Phillippe in a locker room scene.

2. The Craft

This flick sets you up with the perfect role-play scenario: uniforms, Goth attitudes, and a spell that can control the hottest boy in school.

3. Disturbia

Smokin’ hot Shia LaBeouf plays a teenager on house arrest, causing him to become a voyeur as he spies on his sexy neighbor. Oh yeah, and then sees a murder next door.

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Let’s Get It On

They say that time is of the essence, but you and your girl/guy want to find a spot where you can get a couple of quick pumps in before you have to get back to whatever it is you were going to do.

Why ruin everything by heading to a safe place when you can do it right where you are? If you use a drop of discretion, and we are soooo good at this, quickies can be more fun and exciting than you ever thought possible!  Here are eight locations for a quickie. Why not 10?  Well we narrowed it down and the other two just don’t seem so great so we figured fuck it, lets just make it the top 8…lol!  Next time your libido lusts for a lunchtime lovefest, grind in one of these quickie spots.

1- Elevator
An elevator is high on our list of eight locations for a quickie, although going up or down several floors isn’t usually sufficient time to get off. We recommend you stall the elevator (given that you don’t trigger any alarms by doing so, unless you enjoy getting caught), go at it like rabbits, and when you’re done and let the elevator run again, don’t exit from the main floor.  Too obvious, exit on the third floor or something and take the stairs…ooh wait, you could do it on the stairs too…..hmmm…*see number 4
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Porn moves you should NEVER use in real life!

Unfortunately there are alot of men out there who have no clue how to have great sex.  It not just climbing on top and going like a jackrabbit until you are done. Many men these days learn what to do in the bedroom by watching porn.  Whether it be on Showtime After Dark, Skinamax, or your IPhone,  let’s be clear about this right off the bat: Porn Stars are not real people. What looks like a great idea on video may not translate well into a real-life sexual encounter with your girlfriend. We have analyzed this very carefully and have come up with some common porn moves you should never use in real life, and we’ve decided it’s time we let you know what they were — just in case you get any bright ideas later on tonight!

The Dick Slap
Male porn stars somehow seem to have a compulsive need to slap their members against things. One possible explanation for the porn actor grabbing his shaft and banging it against a woman’s ass, tits, or face is that it helps him stay hard; essentially, acting as his own “fluffer” during the scene. We believe it to be a method of degrading his partner by slapping her in the face with his powerful man member. No matter the reasoning behind it, this is a porn move you should never use in real life — at least not without due warning and the right partner. If you’re having trouble staying hard, give yourself a few strokes with your hand or, better yet, ask her to help you out with her mouth. (more…)

Diamonds are cool…

but c’mon, ladies, condoms are a girl’s best friend. Who else but that little rubber guy is gonna shield you from pregnancy and most sexually transmitted diseases and let you enter hump heaven without worry? (We’d love to say it’s your boyfriend or the hot bartender you took home last week, but sorry, just not true.) Nothing comes close to the protection condoms provide, which is why nearly 8 million American women are taking control and using them regularly, according to The Alan Guttmacher Institute, a sexual and reproductive health research organization in Washington, D.C.  (yes we did some research for this blog!)  Whether you’re already among the legions of love-glove devotees or are more of a condom-come-lately chick, you’ll benefit from our, um, hands-on guide to the popular prophylactic. It covers everything you need to know from the right way to select and store them to avoiding a chaotic mess when using one.

Picking a Prophylactic

Not all condoms are created equal. So how do you know which one meets your needs? We checked out the different types to help you pick your best bet.

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HIM-BO (n): The male version of a bimbo, whore or slut.

Wow, where to start? Who hasn’t done this? Everybody has dont it at least once. The phone rings, it’s him/her, “What are you doing?” “Wanna come over?” Sure…. IT’S THE BOOTY CALL! We could go on all day about booty call etiquette.But there are rules…. This one’s for the ladies.

• A regular booty call partner can be much more satisfying for a woman than a string of one-night stands, because it usually takes a few sessions to teach a new man the various routes to your “happy place”. And if you’re not demanding orgasms from your casual sex,(wtf?) then you’re kinda missing the point, aren’t ya?

• You’ve got to be attracted to your booty call partner (duh!), and it helps if you can have a laugh together, but you don’t need to have anything else in common.  So go ahead and call that Him-bo. In fact, the less like “boyfriend material” he is, the better suited he is to be your booty call.

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