Glass used: Cocktail Chilled
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BigKahuna
There is only one mystery greater then that of the female orgasm, it is female ejaculation. We’ve all heard stories about friends who have been with women who can ejaculate, but how many of us have actually experienced it first hand? (Unfortunately, I haven’t…I wonder if Miss Syndi has? Hmmm…..) When asked to describe the ejaculations, responses are often quite similar, “It’s liquid, it’s clear, it’s wet, and it squirts”. Beyond this, the details have always been quite gray, actually kinda clear…anyways….
Let’s begin by understanding what the elements, or ingredients, of the ejaculate are. The four main ingredients are Glucose, prostatic acid phosphatase (an enzyme which is characteristic of the prostatic component of semen), urea, and creatinine. (We totally looked this shit up too.) The last two ingredients are commonly found in urine, but are in lower levels than in urine. So there is some urine in the ejaculate. Ewww! Some studies say that in some women the ejaculate is more like urine, and in other women it more like a prostate fluid. Until this question is answered fully, its safest to assume that it is a bit of both. The quantity of ejaculate can range from a few drops, to a shower of it. Yes, a shower! Have you not seen the best of squirting on www.redtube.com? Look that shit up, go ahead, we’ll wait…..
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You are awake, but you haven’t opened your eyes yet. You don’t remember much about last night, but you feel hung over. You reach over for a drink of your bottled water (which is a necessity at every bedside by the way), and barely open your eyes long enough to see where it is. You take a long drink and your eyes begin to open. All you know is that you feel like total shit. You take a few more sips and then put the water down. You lay in bed trying to remember what the hell happened last night. You vaguely remember going out with the girls and doing ten shots of kamikazee’s and pouring martini’s down your throat all night long.
Your brain starts to recognize that you are awake and need to start the day. You pick up the water again realizing that you are very dehydrated and you realize there is something moving next to you. Holy shit! There is a nude stranger next to you with your blankets wrapped around him. He is starting to wake up after he feels your movements in bed.
(This article was found during one of MissSyndi’s random journeys through the net and blatantly plagerized by BigKahuna to be posted here for the enjoyment of our readership…the source can be found at the end for those interested.)
By CALLIE LEFEVRE
Wednesday, Aug. 13, 2008
Edison had his lightbulb, Ford had his Model T, and Jan Vinzenz Krause has his spray-on condom. Inspired by the mechanics of a drive-through car wash, the German sexual-health educator designed a custom-fitting male contraceptive using liquid latex and some materials from a hardware store.”
U.S. condom sales have been increasing steadily over the years, according to Packaged Facts, a division of Market Research Group, and they are expected to top $444 million annually by 2010. But usage among teens appears to have leveled off, with 61.5% of sexually active high schoolers surveyed by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in 2007 reporting that they had used a condom during their most recent intercourse, down from 62.8% in 2005 and 63% in 2003. Access to condoms is one issue; inclination to use them is another. Which helps explain why companies are constantly looking for ways to improve the standard product — vibrating, warming, climax-delaying, even glow-in-the-dark condoms are all available on drugstore shelves.
Glass used: Cocktail Chilled
We hope you enjoy this weeks concoction; let us know what you think!
BigKahuna
Being that MistressSamantha decided she just had to get the whole tongue ring thing off her chest so to speak…we figured we’d honor her with a poll asking you all how you felt…starting to see a pattern here?
