Unless You Like The Couch…
So this week we decided to address some sayings that we believe are quite…um…inappropriate. Who want’s to hear anything coming out of your partners mouth during sex? Other than moans and the occassional “smack my ass”? NOT ME! However, we both know that some of you out there have definately heard some of the quotes we are about to address, or said them to someone yourself. For those of you virgins that haven’t had the “pleasure” of experiencing these sayings, consider yourself warned! Most everyone has heard it, or heard of someone that it was said to. Regardless, these are the:
Top Ten Things NEVER To Say To Your Partner during Sex!
10. What’s that?
9. That’s not it!
8. You want me to put that in my mouth?
7. Oh Joey! (ummm, my name is George)
6. Um, I can’t find the condom…
5. Are those bumps supposed to be there?
4. Can you hurry up please?
3. You’re done already?
2. It’s so cute!
And the number one thing NOT to say to your partner during sex….
1. Is it in yet?
Tell us what you think? Did we miss something? Add what else you may have heard or said. We are open. Umm, to suggestions we mean.
Kisses
Mistress Samantha and Miss Syndi
xoxo
