From A Girls Point Of View
So there you are, the music is thumping, cocktails all around you, the smell of cigarettes and hooha??? Yes my friends, you are at a stripclub. You all know you love it. The excitement of being able to get your rocks off legally and no committments in the morning. You just go, spend your money, have some drinks, go home and finish the job yourself (unless you are the extra sensative ones that can cum from a lap dance). Ya’ll are rare, but we have seen it in person, very ewwww.
For those of you blessed to have a loved one in your life who want the experience of “strippers loving” at home, we felt that your girl should be open to the fact of dancing for you at home. If she isn’t open to it, take her ass to a titty bar and let her get a lapdance, we promise you, THEN she will have no problem wanting to “try it out” for herself. We have put together some of the best dance moves we could muster up (from our own experiences of course):
The Hula Hoohaaa….
Stand about two feet from your partner (he is in a chair fyi), with your hips, begin to draw a circle, keeping your back arched. Now slowly bend your knees and grind down as far as is comfortable (don’t get stuck and don’t fall over), then up again, continually undulating your hips and dancing erotically. (biting your lip at this point is key). It’s really important to keep your back arched and upright. If you lean forward, you risk impersonating a sumo wrestler. Not good!
The Teaser Turn….
Lap dancing is about showing off all your assets, so remember to turn around occasionally. Don’t whip the hair around like you are a fuckin supermodel on stage, D-UMB! Be sexual and slow to turn. Men love a nice ass! For the best effect, turn slowly — your lover should barely notice. Don’t be overly concerned with how you do it; just take small steps and aim to make the turn blend into and become part of your dance. Keep circling your hips and remember your arm movements (no pointing and winking, this is just creepy). Try to keep your lover in your gaze as you turn. If you happen to turn and he is picking his nose looking around, you probably aren’t doing it right, try harder!)
The Slap and Tickle….
Turn your back to your lover, and with straight legs, bend forward slightly, look back at him seductively, and stroke or lightly slap your ass! We guarantee this will make him smile. Alternatively, still with your back to him, gently sway from your ankles, opening your legs gradually. Slowly bend over so that your ass is apparantly pointing right at your man. Bend one knee to the side and straighten the other out to the other side. Glide your hand up the straight leg and raise your head over the corresponding shoulder to look back at him. Slap your ass hard. They like that sound, why do you think they love doggie style so much? They get to slap your ass and that sound to a man is like a “50% off shoe sale” announcement for us females. Repeat on the other side.
The Cock Rub….
Gracefully dance yourself into the triangle made by your lover’s open legs, and stand with your back to him and your feet together. Make sure you’re as close to the chair as possible. Now bend your knees, keeping your back straight, and gently put your hands on your partner’s knees. Lower your ass toward his lap so that you can just feel his cock on your skin. Then, keeping your hands on his knees for support, grind down gently, moving your hips in a circular or forward-and-backward motion. Look over your shoulder at your man while you do this, if you can. This is a little tricky, though. Take extra care whenever you go near his cock. If you hurt him, he’ll cry like a little bitch and then the mood is forever gone!
The Titty Twister….
Men love tits aswell! So this step is guaranteed to get your lover going. Move closely into the space between his knees. Standing with your legs straight, gently lean forward and place your hands on either side of the chair. Once you have a firm hold, push your tits toward his face; his nose should be smushed in your cleavage. For added effect, try brushing from side to side and stroking the end of his nose with your bra or nipple. Or simply put your nipple in his mouth, tease him a little, tell him to suck it. Then stop him from doing it. The added pressure building in his pants will only be more rewarding for him in the end. Keep moving in a provocative way throughout the entire process.
The Body Slide….
Facing your lover, stand between his legs, as close to the chair as you can. Place your knees in the space between his crotch and the edge of the chair. Gently put slight pressure against his groin with your knees. Careful, not too much pressure as to hurt the package! Lean toward him and blow gently into his ear or on his face. You could even exchange a mouthful of wine with him or pour champagne from your nipples into his mouth. It can get kind of sticky, but an awesome excuse to move the party to the shower! As a variation, try this: Stand up facing your lover, then catch one of his knees between your knees and gently rub up and down his thigh. This is a fabulous sensation; ask him to do it to you sometime.
We suggest that the above actions be done to some sexual music. If we were strippers (still) these are our favorites:
Pour Some Sugar On Me by Def Leppard
Cherry Pie by Warrent
What’s Your Fantasy by Ludacris
Closer by Nine Inch Nails
Doin It by LL Cool J
and pretty much ANY 2 Live Crew song…..
Good Luck!
Kisses
Mistress Samatha and Miss Syndi
xoxo
