Are You Him?

Ok, I am writing this blog to educate all gullible men out there that need the inside scoop on what is going on in the heads of females out there who are their “friend”. We all have one or have had one in the past. Don’t lie fellas! Why is it that men have female friends and suddenly they fall in love with them and then are shocked when they find out the girls don’t want a relationship with them because they feel like they are just such good friends that they don’t want to ruin that with a serious relationship?? Are you hearing me? I know there are a huge handful of men reading this right now who are nodding their heads. So for you desperate, gullible, insecure, DUMB men out there, this blog’s for you!

Here’s the situation. You have this female friend. She’s pretty. Ok, she’s hot! You are friends because that’s how you were introduced to each other. However, you are not yourself looking for a relationship and neither is she so it’s all good. As time goes by you hang out more often. Maybe go to the bars together, or shopping, or just watch a movie. Eventually it hits you! Like a dick slap in the face! OMG! I really dig this chick. I could totally see myself dating her. Now the relationship takes a turn. Things get weird. Now the one person you were most comfortable with is not the person who makes you feel uncomfortable. Shit, things got weird. Don’t you hate that? Now it’s all fucked up. She knows you like her, she likes you, BUT neither one of you want to pursue anything because you are unsure of what will become of the relationship in the long run.
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Swift Kick In The Balls

Guys…you know you’ve been there…you’ve see it coming…whether it be from an opposing party out of anger or an innocent child at the wrong place at the wrong time. Time seems to slow…all but coming to a standstill and yet there is nothing you can do to get your ass moving. You become rooted in place like a deer in the headlights and then, WHAM, it hits you like a ton of bricks. The funny thing is that it isn’t even the initial impact that gets you…its the aftershock; it’ll rock you to your very core…making you wish you would just die right there on the spot. There’s nothing that’ll get a guy going faster than a…

Swift Kick In The Balls

Glass: Shot

• 1/3 oz Rum Light
• 1/3 oz Vodka
• 1/3 oz Lemon Juice

We hope you enjoy this weeks concoction; let us know what you think!

BigKahuna

What kind of partner do you prefer?

So, in recent polls we have asked you folks how you prefer your partners “hair down there”, wondered if fake is where it is at or if real was the way to go and inquired about our readers favorite positions.  Now we want to know…when it comes to sex…

Top 5 Best Sex Positions

Gear up ladies and gentleman! We’ve got the sex-pert scoop on the 5 best positions to make your partner scream with pleasure. We are going to identify the freaky positions to give you the best climax of your life! Some focus on the clit, others on the g-spot. For the sensitive lovers even some intimate positions. Hands down (and pants too) you’ll find these positions will push your buttons like never before.

Squatting Frog: Have you man lie down on his back. Slowly lower yourself onto his pelvis sliding his penis inside of you as you go. Instead of straddling him, raise yourself up in a squatting position. You can put your hands on his thighs, stomach or chest for support. Slide yourself up and down by lifting your lower body up and down- a different motion that going back and forth like normal “woman on top” you can go fast and the slowly just letting the tip of his penis touch you vagina than slowly slide sown and engulf him completely. the friction will hit your clitoris and g-spot for the ultimat orgasm. As you lean back rest one hand on his thigh and massage his taint ( the area of skin between his asshole and his balls), this will send him over the edge and give him the wettest orgasm ever!! Don’t forget the towels!!

The Sidewinder: You and your man should be facing each other on your sides. Raise your upper leg and put him inside of you, drape your leg around his and tighten around it, (it’s best if you can brace your feet on a headboard or foot board). Adjust the tightness by squeezing your thighs together, as you hug his trunk you will rub the inner walls of your vagina plus rub up against your clit. The tightness he feels will easily arouse him to climax.

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Hairy Bitch

The debate is an age old one…to shave or not to shave. We ran a previous article talking about a man’s grooming called The Power of Manscaping…but what about the women? If you shave…how close do you cut it? Just a little trim? Completely bald (my vote is for completely bald!)? Somewhere in between? Or maybe not at all (we know you’re out there)! So in honor of people everywhere who choose to go au naturale…this week we bring to you the Thirsty Thursday Drink of the Week - The Hairy Bitch.  (Picture provided by HairyPussyCuties!)

Hairy Bitch

Glass: Margarita In Blender With Ice add

• 2 oz Rum Light
• 1 oz Triple Sec
• 2 oz Pineapple Juice
• Blend and Pour

We hope you enjoy this weeks concoction; let us know what you think!

How do you like to fuck?

Another wednesday…another Humpday Poll!  With Samantha & Syndi’s Top 10 Sexiest Place To Have Sex article coming out this week we figured it would be a good idea to find out HOW you like to have sex in those places!  And on that note…our poll: